What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 00:10
Diamonds Are Forever
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?
A View to a Kill
-J W Pepper
-Bond slapping Tracy.
How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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